gph
4:17 Sat Apr 2
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Well, I've never forgotten it.
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Briano
10:15 Fri Apr 1
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Oi loike a lickin’ was the catchphrase in the local after my brothers’ escapade with the Dublin girl he picked up in Barons
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Mac
9:11 Fri Apr 1
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“Now take it out and put it in again nicely.. hic”
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Hammer Oz
2:22 Fri Apr 1
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After pulling a pig in the pub and taking her home, my mates came in and asked if they could have a go.
Being the obliging girl she was all 3 did.... twice
The end of the night she said
My mate had the biggest dick
The other one was the best
I said what about me?
Apparently, I smelt of beer the most :)
There was another lad who couldn't get it up, he was taking so long I went in to hurry him up.
She said I could start while he was getting a nosh
The last thing she said as she was walking out the door..
If I see you in the street I will ignore you... I might be with my husband but here is my friends number call her if you want to meet up again
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riosleftsock
10:34 Thu Mar 31
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"please leave this cinema and take your toys with you"
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VirginiaHam
10:30 Thu Mar 31
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That was far better than I expected. Did me putting my finger up your arse help?
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Sir Alf
5:50 Thu Mar 31
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After you've given your best... the words ... "I like a nice finger for starters" are a concern ;-)
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joe royal
5:39 Thu Mar 31
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Put your hand in
Ok
Now the other one
Er ok
Now clap
I can’t
Tight ain’t I?
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Cabbage Savage
5:38 Thu Mar 31
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Me Cabbige: what that noyse?
Mrs Pickle: Its juss Pickle peeping from waalldrobe
Me Cabbige: Oh ok
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the exile
5:17 Thu Mar 31
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Her: "So how long have you had this big problem?"
Me: "How long? Ten inches."
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BillyBondsBirthday
4:31 Thu Mar 31
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Is it worse if she says "is it in yet" or if you do?
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madeeasy
11:42 Tue Mar 29
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"You are the first white guy I have ever had"
She also never went back and ended up just dating white guys... Just saying
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wd40
11:29 Tue Mar 29
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She didn't say it twice I wasn't that good.
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wd40
11:27 Tue Mar 29
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Had some one say" Gordon bendit that was good " once
Old school for sure.
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wd40
11:27 Tue Mar 29
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Had some one say" Gordon bendit that was good " once
Old school for sure.
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Dowies Love Child
8:49 Tue Mar 29
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Well that wasn't as bad as I expected.
Really knows how to puff up your ego does my Ex.
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Alfs
9:34 Mon Mar 28
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"I'm going to sleep. Pull my nightie down once you've finished, there's a love".
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bruuuno
8:58 Mon Mar 28
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Does crying count?
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Mike Oxsaw
8:46 Mon Mar 28
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"Oh, it's you again is it? Well hurry up, I've got to go and pick my kids up from school in 5 minutes."
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joe royal
8:39 Mon Mar 28
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An Italian GF said I had a “beautiful penis”
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nychammer
5:49 Mon Mar 28
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You’re a bloke aren’t you….
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